I hate you.

Yes, you, the jackass behind the wheel of the car passing me on the right when I'm driving at or above the speed limit on a city street.

And, you, the impatient butthead trying to climb into my trunk no matter what speed I'm going, what lane I'm in, or what road I'm on.

Then there's you, the moron taking a left turn from the right lane from which you careen wildly narrowly missing exchanging paint with the car I'm driving.

Oh, and the imbeciles who insist on taking unprotected left turns out of parking lots onto busy streets during morning and evening rush across 3 or more lanes of traffic who then get upset that no one will let them into traffic and can't understand why the people they're cutting in front of are pissed off that they just missed a green light while waiting for them to get the hell out of the way!

And who can forget (or forgive) the AZholes (Arizona's equivalent to Massachusetts' Massholes) who don't seem to get the concept that posted speed limits are the UPPER speeds allowed by law?

Not me.

These are MY streets, dammit! Stay out of my way and no one gets hurt!