Counter Offer
This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 5:32 AM and is filed under Ha,rants.
You're aware, I'm sure, of people selling toast and various other things with images of Jesus, Mary, and various other recognizable figures.
Well, have I got a deal for you!
There's this stain on the counter at the office that I swear looks just like...
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
It's really cool, so you need to be ready for this. You'd never expect it. I know I didn't, yet there it was and I was absolutely in awe. I mean, who would have thought right there in my office there'd be...

OH NO! MR. BILL!
Put in your bids now!
Hurry! Our cleaning crew might actually clean it up sometime soon, though I wouldn't worry about the employee who made the stain doing so.